So, you know, Halloween is coming up… Here are 10 costumes that are totally easy to pull off, with just a little gay sensibility.
Patrick Bateman
Remember him from American Psycho – well, the film does have a totally homoerotic subtext and a lot of talk has been utter on whether actually, Patrick is gay or bisexual.
All you need is:
- A smart suit, if you have a £3000 one with power even better
- A power tie, which must be red and you must have matching braces
- An 80’s mobile phone
- A rain mac, which must be see through
- An axe – brand new, with shiny, shiny head
James Dean
Much was made, in the years after his death of his sexuality. His early death meant that Dean would become a legend. This is a really simple look to pull off.
All you need is:
- White T-shirt
- Classic cut jeans
- Boots
- All-American Harrington jacket
Jesse Walsh
Nightmare On Elm Street 2 was loaded with homoerotic undertones… why not relive the early 80s with a Jessie costume. Make sure you spend most of the evening shouting something about Freddy being inside of you…
All you need is:
- Yellow patterned shirt
- Vintage cut blue jeans
- Baseball cap
- Golden glasses
- A radio blasting out 80’s hits
Ariana Grande
Some consider her a gay icon and her recent look of bunny ears is a totally hot look for guys.
All you need is:
- Bunny ears and black face mask
- Washboard stomach
- White stiletto shoes
- Tall stool to balance on
An Instagram Shot
Getting the perfect selfie is a nightmare…
All you need:
Supersize cardboard cut out of an Instagram screen – you can actually buy them on Amazon.
Cornfed Cowboy
We’re not sure this is particularly scary, but this guy is mighty hot, so we’ve included!
All you need is:
- Ranch hat
- Plaid shirt, with arms cut off
- Short shorts – preferably denim
- Biceps so big they block the sun
The Bottom…
“I’m a bottom, duh.” #top #halloweencostume #halloween #gay #gayhalloween
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Fancy being a Halloween bottom?
All you need is:
- Well, to be honest, you could wear anything, but make sure you ass looks perky… and if anyone asks always say “I’m a bottom, duh.”
A Carebear
If you’re a kid from the 80s or 90s then you’ll know there was no gayer cartoon than the Carebears. Now you can be GayBear…
All you need is:
- Basically not much, just decide which kind of Carebear you wish to be and draw your logo on your belly – on top of a white background.
- Bear ears
- Bear nose
- Shout Carebear Stare often and in people’s faces
Gay soldier
gay soldier boy #halloween see my story for the full body outfit!
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This is really really simple to achieve.
All you need is:
- Face paint
- Karki combats
- Rippling muscles
- Perfect hair
Baby Jane Hudson and Blanche Hudson
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane is probably one of the campiest movies of all time – and a sure-fire way to win any “best Halloween costume” competition.
All you need is:
Baby Jane
- Pretty white frilly dress
- Ribbon for the waist
- Blonde wig
- Overdone lippy
- Set of car keys
Blanche
- Dark wig
- All black outfit
- Wheelchair
- Overdone lippy
- Tire marks from obvious car accident