3. Twilight (All Of Them)
I’m not even going to attempt to argue this one. It just is gay ok? Robert Pattinson pouting and brooding and that Taylor WhatsHisFace topless the whole time. It’s just all too homoerotic. It’s making kids of America gay. That is a fact. Look out for picketing from Westboro Baptist Church soon.
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2. The Lost Boys
Donning spectacles and putting on a lecturer’s voice> According to Pajiba.com The Lost Boys was ‘one of the first popular films among teenagers to feature a strong, homoerotic subtext.’
It’s about burgeoning teen sexuality. Init. Has vampires – and vampires suck blood and neck each other. I tell you it’s G-A-Y any night of the week, minus the blood bit. Okay well, maybe some people. The Lost Boys found their sexuality. Pretty darn gay.
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Interview With The Vampire.
Brad, Tom, Ian, Antonio. All your favourites in one box. It’s like Roses before they took all the good ones out. I don’t care if it’s got homoerotic subtexts, subplots or sub pig bottoms. It’s got freaking Brad Pitt tashing on with Tom and they’ve got girlie hair. This might be the kind of homoerotic horror movies.
Gay Rating 101% BUY DVD FROM AMAZON
