Here are seven places you should definitely not stick your purple-headed love monster. You can be warned.
Hot Sauce
Chillies and penises do not mix as this one guy found out. After not washing his hands thoroughly after handling some chilli sauce he started to “rub one out” in the shower. We’ll let him described what happened next, “What I felt next started out as tingling but then escalated to the point where my dick felt like yet another piece of potato in the McDonald’s deep fryer.” Ouch.
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