Picture the scene, Leslie Jordan dons some white gloves to search ‘White Dee’s’ suitcase when…
James Jordan then mimes taking his trousers down, and says, ‘And assume the position.’ Hilariously campery, well done, we’re impressed. However,
Gary Busey walks into this scene and says to James, ‘You are gay aren’t you?’
James tries to explain to Gary that he is not gay but has lots of gay friends and is comfortable enough in his sexuality to camp it up. Gary then asks James if he is not afraid ‘to get butt-f**ed’ and James replies, ‘I’ve never hit a seventy-year-old before.’
Gary then tells the group that James has a little Vaseline tube in every part of his luggage. James then loses his sense of fun about the situation and tells Gary to listen to him, not interrupt him and look at him when he’s talking.
James finally tells Gary that he ‘should be careful what you say, you might be seventy years old but be careful what you say.’
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