It seems as though the producers of Benidorm decided that a very homoerotic tryst between Philip Olivier and Jake Canuso was the way forward for the popular ITV series and to be honest we totally agree.
Well hello Philip Olivier and Jake Canuso
••• below might not be the actual storyline, but what happened in our warped minds***
It all starts with a little ‘get out of my face’ and a little

Checking out of the talent

Which turns into ‘let’s get you out of the nineties tight white vest’ natch!

and then there’s a bit of grabby grabby

and flinging on the desk. whilst

Joyce watches on
© ITV
A little sofa time

Which goes down well. Obvs.

Just a gratuitous topless shot

and then this

Then later behind the bar – they’re at it again

Kenneth gets his groove on with it all

And Lesley joins in

This has made our year.
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