THE UNDATEABLE GAY | The man I thought I would marry; Part Two
They’ve finally kissed, but what happened next???
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | The man I thought I would marry; Part One
I’m taking you back to 2016… I was lashed on my faux leather sofa, knocking back a much-needed glass of Savvy B. I can’t remember why it was much needed. […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | LOCKDOWN – “I had to stop masturbating, I was becoming far too addicted”
The Sex Files, THE UNDATEABLE GAY reviews his past encounters and the issues of having a high sex drive. Not only has Coronavirus put us into a situation where we […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | The first time I had my heart broken
Columnist Mark Woollard recalls his first heartbreak and the drama that could give SATC a run for its money.
COMMENT | Being homosexual is not a commodity you can buy online
I saw a homophobic comment on Twitter today that really made me angry and I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut. I had to retaliate. “I don’t mind you lot […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY – How I came out to my parents
It was the summer of 2001. Bridget Jones’ Diary had just been released at Easter and Tullene and myself had already seen it five times. It was a few weeks […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY – That time I got pissed on
The year Mark Haddon’s novel “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time” was published. The year Dirty Den made his comeback in EastEnders. And the year Jemini entered […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | downloads Plenty of Fish
I do it every Christmas period. For some unbeknown reason, usually around Boxing Day, I decide it might be a good idea to go in search of a husband. I […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Joins a gay walking group
For years, my friends have been nagging me to get some gay friends. Apparently they’re concerned that my circle consists of straight ladies, their husbands and my gaggle of old […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | That date when I was arrested for being drunk and disorderly
You would have thought that I’d learnt my lesson about venturing outside of London for dates. But no, ever the glutton for punishment, when my latest beau, Kevin suggested a […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | My ‘ALMOST’ happy ending…
After a long-term, online, long-distance relationship with a guy that turned out to be transgender, THE UNDATEABLE GAY goes to meet the man of his dreams… I’ve deleted all my […]