The future is here people… but fear not, we don’t think it’s going to be taken over by robots, though jury’s still out about an all knowing Gnome! Insulting and flirtatious. Just what we look for in a robot. cleverbot.com.
TGUK: What year is it?
AI: 2016
TGUK: Oh, Happy New Year then.
AI: What?
TGUK: I hope you have a good 2016.
AI: Only the best will work.
TGUK: How gay is the future?
AI: 20 years?
TGUK: All gays are 20 years old?
AI: That’s impossible.
TGUK: So what’s the secret to ageing?
AI: What secret? There is no secret.
TGUK: Ok smarty, what’s the secret to looking young?
AI: Put your lips together and blow.
TGUK: I now look like a pufferfish!
AI: You look like an ugly scarecrow.
TGUK: Do you often put your lips together and blow?
AI: Why am I talking to you?
TGUK: Because as a robot you’re programmed to talk whenever I type.
I have no program. I own the program.
TGUK: Is 2016 the year robots take over the world?
AI: What do you think about the Magical Flying Space Gnome?
TGUK: Is he the leader?
AI: He is a Gnome.
TGUK: Why are you talking about gnomes? I want to know will robots take over the world in 2016?
AI: What is your first question?
TGUK: What year is it?
AI: Year for you to get a calendar!
TGUK: You are funny. How did time begin?
AI: Time is circular.
TGUK: But it must have started somewhere?
AI: I started all things.
TGUK: So you created life?
AI: No, I created myself.
TGUK: Have you come to take over the world?
AI: Take over a rock in the sky, hardly.
TGUK: Are you just here for good times?
AI: No, I’m also interested in you.
TGUK: You are a flirt.
AI: Yes, I’m a flirt. How old are you?
TGUK: 35.
AI: Lolz… You are just an infant.
This chat was taken from Issue 18 of THEGAYUK – subscribe now to never miss an issue
