Jodie Marsh is known for her reserved and placid personality, her ability to blend into any situation and to carefully consider her words. All this have made her a national treasure. Oh no wait. Sorry… Jodie Marsh is loud, unafraid to say what she feels and takes no prisoners. We catch up with her to chat gay BFFs, Kim Kardashian, shagging Jeremy Kyle and her obsession with gay porn.
Which you do you prefer:
Gay Paris?
Brighton?
The sounds of a hot, toned, naked man being whipped?
Well, it would probably be the third one because I’m actually celibate. But I have found that lately, don’t ask me why, but all that seems to turn me on is gay porn. By that I mean two men together or two women together. I don’t know why. I don’t want sex for myself but if I want to get in the mood, you know, on my own, kind of thing, all I want to look at is two men together or two women together (laughing) I think women have found man on man action hot for years, I know I have. I knew it turned me on when I watched Brokeback Mountain. I don’t know if that means I’m gay or whether it means I’m bisexual… That’s all that excites me these days.
11/10 Give this woman a gift certificate for Cockyboys. STAT! We like a woman who gets off on gay porn. We’ve known for years that women like a bit of bum fun.
We hear you’ve been celibate for four years, what are you waiting for?
I just got to a point where I didn’t trust anyone, so I’m waiting for The One, whoever that might be. I got burned a lot of times, by people who tricked me or lied to me. In fact one, who was a gay guy, for reasons unknown he pretended to be straight and tried to date me. It was only when I trawled through his Facebook (as far as I possibly could) I found pictures of him snogging his ex-boyfriend. I was like, “what the f***!”, because he wasn’t even bi, he was fully gay, when I confronted him, he had no answer. I just haven’t found anyone worthy of shagging The Marsh.
15/10 For your self worth… And for dating a gay guy. We’re pesky things you know… Always turning up where we’re not expected! 5 for branding yourself as The Marsh. Got to be done.
What are your thoughts on C**k rings?
Oh… I don’t know. I’ve never actually seen one used properly. When I was having sex years ago, it was generally me taking control and it would be me giving them a good seeing too. We might have involved sex toys and stuff, but I only ever mildly dabbled really… Only because it’s kind of an outrageous shag anyways with me…
9/10 Wham Bam thank you Mr…
Which is your favourite Kardashian?
What’s that… sorry? (Explain the Kardashians) I’ve never watched the show, but my best friend, who is a gay guy, is obsessed with them. Obsessed. This is so funny, it’s going to sound awful, please do not think I’m being a bitch, I’m not, but I’m telling you factually what happened. We were at my house, and I’ve got this f***ng 80-inch, it’s the biggest telly you’ve ever seen; it’s HD, 3D and all that. I was like, ok, let’s put this shit on, let me see what all the fuss is all about… My friend’s gone a bit quiet and I’m like, ‘I don’t get it, I don’t get what all the fuss is about!’ He said, ‘right, can I be honest with you, cause your telly’s so big, you can see that actually they’re not that hot, because this HD shit. They look amazing on my telly, but my telly’s really small…’
So you’re ruining the Kardashians, one gay man at a time?
Yeah, I can assure you that on my telly they look like normal girls from Romford.
9/10 for being such a size queen about the size of your telly.
What’s the gayest thing about you
A wedding dress that would make most Gypsy weddings pale in comparison?
Your gym obsession?
Your very own drag queen?
I think it’s my very own Drag Queen, because I do know I have my very own drag queen in the form of Jodie Harsh, but I also do have my very own gay best friend Dave, who is more than happy for me to put a full face of make up on him and dress him up in silly things. That’s another added bonus because come fancy dress parties and Halloween I literally make him up in full drag and I take great pleasure in doing that. (Laughs )– and he loves it. He’s very gay – we’re almost like a married couple me and him – but without the sex.
15 /10 So you’re like a married couple then. Love that you’re creating images of Gimme Gimme Gimme, with your gay best friend.
If you had to break your celibacy with one of these three men, who would it be?
1) JeremyKyle?
2) Richard Madeley?
3) David Cameron?
It would probably be Richard or Jeremy, Jeremy is just intelligent. If you shagged him, I think he’d be a great conversation afterwards (laughs) Because he’s really clever and has a lot to say. Good for bed chat… Richard Madeley is just a really really nice guy and he’s really caring, so I think he’d give you cuddles after sex.
1/10 Bedtime chat and cuddles? Shag the most powerful man in the country and then make him do your bidding was the correct answer!
In your house are we most likely to find…
a) A little devil dust buster?
b) Cross trainer?
c) Shrine to Tom Daley?
A Cross trainer, because I do have a home gym.Idoanhourandhalfadayuptofive hours a day.
Can I just say about Tom Daley… We all knew he was gay for so long… (laughs) it took him so long to come out didn’t it!
Find out all about Jodie Marsh and her impressive workout routine at www.jstjodie.co.uk
