COLUMN | What a drag
I can remember being fascinated by Danny LaRue. I was a child of six and sat transfixed in front of the TV at this strange looking lady who was actually […]
COLUMN | Something for the weekend sir?
I’m trying to be leaner. I don’t mean slimmer, more taut or fitter. I’m quite happy as I am if it means I can carry on sitting down a lot. […]
COLUMN | Natural Selection
I was standing outside yesterday (having a sneaky cigarette, naturally) when a flock of parakeets flew past me. I thought I was hallucinating for a moment. I’m not in the […]
COLUMN | We’re here, we’re queer and we might go shopping
I’m at that age where I’ve become a bit jaded. Let’s just say I’m over 40, A.K.A. dead in gay years. I get the sensation that I’ve seen it all […]
COLUMN | The Anti-Social Network
I have an ambivalent relationship with social networking. I love it and hate it in equal parts. Twitter irritates me. It seems to have a huge element of self promotion […]
COLUMN: A Fine Vintage
People get totally the wrong idea if I tell them that I like the feeling of being restrained. I definitely don’t mean bondage. If anyone tied me up I’d be […]
COLUMN | I Told You I Was Ill
My hypochondria is legendary. Actually, I don’t call it hypochondria. I call it being ill but you can make up your own mind on that one. have a different ailment […]
COLUMN | Meat (and Two Veg) is Murder
The modern world is all about the ‘foodie’. We’re all supposed to be happily salivating over organic cuts of meat, freshly baked soda bread and imported delicacies. I’m a little […]
COLUMN | I Don’t Want To Ride My Bicycle
I have an oddity to confess. No, not that one. This one is quite sanitary. I can’t ride a bike. If I tell people this they look at me gone […]
COLUMN | Smokin’
So, this month, we’re looking at the subject of vice. I can definitely relate to the idea of vice. I have way too many. I’m not sure if the addictive […]
COLUMN: Tell Me Lies
It seems to me that the world is full of false perceptions. I often sit on the bus and see people walking around in skinny jeans who clearly think that […]