THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Gives a Girl a go…
I wasn’t always gay you know. Well, that’s not technically true. My mother always says she knew I was a homosexual from birth. Apparently, I came out doing cartwheels and […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY: The Lucky Escape, when your date turns out to be a thug
I’m taking you back to 2009 for this tale of dating mayhem. A time when I was just about to graduate from university. I didn’t venture far from home for […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Goes on First Dates – Yes, THAT Channel 4 show
In my opening interview, I proclaim on national television that I’m a really horny person and if I see a fit man on the tube, I get a tent pole and have to cover my crotch with my man bag. Great start.
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | That time I bashed the bishop
The Undateable Gay returns with another column about an unfortunate incident with a man of the cloth. After talking of my Budgens’ days as customer service manager in my previous […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Explicit phone messages between my ex and another man
The Undateable Gay finds that his boyfriend has sex texts on his phone on New Year’s Eve…
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Can you find love at the work Christmas do?
I remember Tullene asking me to be her plus one at her work’s Christmas function. You probably all know Tullene by now. And for those of you who are unfortunate […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Don’t let a scorned beauty therapist wax your brows!
What to do when a really hot guy keeps getting you round for booty calls – before revealing that all he wanted was sex. Mark exacted his revenge in a reminder tonever ask an ex-shag for any sort of beauty treatment.
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Premature Ejaculations
After three dates, The Undateable Gay finally gets some trouser time with his new boyfriend, but he’s in for a few shocks.
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Goes on a double date with some lesbians
Well. After my speed dating success, I was floating on the clouds. I couldn’t believe it was third time lucky with my date. I’m so excited about him. Let me introduce you to him.
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Goes Speed Dating
The Undateable Gay goes speed dating. What could possibly go wrong?
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Goes for a ride
When true love is broken by an innocent bike ride in the country