THE UNDATEABLE GAY | That time I lost the erection
I seem to be having a lot of flashbacks lately. It certainly makes me feel like I’ve had an extremely action-packed life when it comes to matters of the heart […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | And here’s why you should never fake tan while flaccid
This Valentine’s day I decided that I was a strong, independent gay man who needed no-one. I’d resigned myself to the fact that no cards from eligible bachelors were going […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY: Visits a Turkish bath
Has anyone ever been to Turkey? If you haven’t, I really recommend that you do. The weather is beautiful, the resorts are luscious and the men are tall, dark and […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Goes to the Taj Mahal
“They ripped open my man bag and pulled out my Gay Times magazine” As you have probably guessed by the fact I’m writing part three of my Indian adventures, Tullene […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY opens his Grindr in India…
Last time on The Undateable Gay: In case anyone has forgotten, I was just about to be scalped by this Hijra woman who thought we were taking the piss. And […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Goes To India
PART ONE I remember exactly where I was when my best friend, Tullene phoned me and told me she wanted me to accompany her to India. I was happily minding […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | The Great Shave Off
My hair is hanging on by a root. Pun intended. The fate of my hair follicles were unfortunately decided as soon as my mum chose my dad to procreate. And […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | It’s not me it’s them
To quote a best friend: “You must be the unluckiest person I know when it comes to love and men.” I wouldn’t disagree with her, nor would the rest of […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | On a detox
COLUMN | The Undateable Gay Now, I’m not talking a man/dating detox. Oh god, no. I couldn’t do that. It’d be like depriving Dot Cotton of her cigarettes. No, I’m […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Can you find love in a gay sauna?
SPA a thought for me… As my quest for Mr right continues, I’m keeping an open mind when it comes to ways of discovering just where the bloody hell he […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY I don’t FORE-SKIN a future with him…
I’m writing this column at the risk of being called a shallow, vain poof. I’m even scared that people may start hurling rotten potatoes at me in the street. But […]