THE UNDATEABLE GAY | His Second Chance
So, I’m laying in bed the morning after the night before. In case your memory needs jogging, the night before was when Houdini, AKA Michael twat bag wank piece, vanished […]
COLUMN | The Undateable Gay: His First Chance
My god, I’ve had another flashback. This time to my university days, way back in 2007. Having all these flashbacks to unsuccessful dates is making me feel self-conscious. I’ve been […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Don’t Let Your Best Friend’s Mum Choose Your Dates
He looked like Roy Cropper it was never going to work out. I’ve had a flashback to a date I went on when I was just a young whippersnapper of […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | Once Is Enough – Apparently…
So I’m out in a gay club, dancing the night away in my best new loafers. I’ve a wine in my right hand but no man in my left. Someone […]
THE UNDATEABLE GAY | When A Date Turns Ugg-ly
So, here I am. In Soho, waiting at a fondue restaurant. My date is called Simon. He is a buyer for Mulberry. Mmm, now I’m no shallow man but this […]